Having a solution doesn’t mean you’ve solved a problem. If we all stopped making fun of people who ask silly questions and instead tried to teach what we know, we’d all know just a little bit more and we’d all have far fewer people to make fun of. It’s time for Conference Buzzword Drinking Game! 🍻
Stood up Alignment Vertical POC Right-sizing Actionable Crypto means cryptography, and fries with gravy is not poutine. Oh, yes, it’s nice to meet you too. I could live the rest of my life on good sourdough bread and salted butter if it had a better nutritional profile. 🥖🧈
Have we invented the pill that makes our bodies turn carbs into proteins yet? For goodness sakes, you’ve done this a thousand times already. It’s still top, right, bottom, left. I’m always amazed when I attend in-depth technical talks about complex topics with intelligent speakers and audiences, and infallibly, there will be a moment where no one in the room knows why the projector stopped working.
🤷🏻♀️ One challenge of software development is that I’m not productive unless I’m sitting at my desk with my hands on the keyboard. This means I don’t end up moving all day unless I get up to make tea.
So now when I wait for water to boil to make tea, I do air squats. 🏋🏻♀️🍵
