You press the small grey dot.

The floor underneath you suddenly gives way!

You find yourself rapidly sliding down into an Internet hole. Memes and low-resolution cat pictures go flying by. Flailing, you reach out for something that seems to resemble good advice and catch hold of it, halting your fall and climbing to your feet.

You emerge in micro-blogging territory.

  • How I strive to explain most things to most people: https://xkcd.com/1133/

    #28235 - October 9, 2019
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    Hario V60 Silver.
    16g BRCC Gunship.
    90 seconds off the boil. 50 second bloom.
    3:20 total brew time.

    Aroma: charcoal grill, melted milk chocolate.
    Taste: raw cocoa, slight acidity, charred finish.
    Verdict: I like it. Under extraction seems to help this roast go from “LETS PUNCH EVERYONE IN THE FACE” to “Let’s gently nudge everyone in a firm but understanding manner.”

    #278347 - October 5, 2019
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    Hario V60 Silver.
    16g BRCC Gunship.
    40 seconds off the boil. 50 second bloom.

    Aroma: warm chocolate, campfire.
    Taste: char, roasted nuts, bitter.
    Verdict: a good strong cup, but more bitter than I’d like. Next time try cooler water for less extraction.

    #277346 - October 4, 2019
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    Day one. The irony of establishing familiar rituals: everything is strange and difficult, at first.

    #276345 - October 3, 2019
  • Happy #Hacktoberfest! This year I’m jazzed to be contributing to @owasp Testing Guide, @OWASPTop10, and @OWASP_ASVS, and sharing what I learn in my blog and on @ThePracticalDev! ‬

    β€ͺProjects like these need data, code review, writers, and editors! What are you working on? πŸ‘©πŸ»β€πŸ’»πŸ–‹πŸ” βœ¨β€¬

    #274344 - October 1, 2019
  • Oh, hey Bob. Yeah, I got your email. I’ll get a reply back to you in a couple weeks. Yeah. Just got the ErgoDox.

    #274343 - October 1, 2019
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    Split life. @ErgoDoxEZ

    #274342 - October 1, 2019
  • β€ͺMy new website is up, and one of my favourite parts isn’t even prominent. It’s at the veeery bottom of the index page, where Hugo’s WordCount function prints that I’ve written (approximately) 56,208 words. πŸ–‹βœ¨β€¬

    β€ͺHopefully the majority of them are useful.‬

    #269341 - September 26, 2019
  • Given how much must be overcome for humans to communicate with machines, I’m always pleasantly surprised when the thing does what I meant it to do the first time around.

    #26834 - September 25, 2019
  • You can learn a lot more about yourself than you really want to know by looking at your “Inspired by your browsing history” Amazon product suggestions.

    #26133 - September 18, 2019