You follow the URL path into the dark woods.

Twists and turns take you past 301 Redirects, posters of lost Internet memes, and a quaint-looking bed and breakfast, unfortunately closed.

You come across a small sign on the path:

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A wise mage stands nearby. Perhaps he has some advice to give you if you “ask mage”.

Choose an available portal: blogland, colorful horizontal hills, home, or valley of floating windows.